What If the Moon Disappeared

What if… the Moon just vanished one night?
No more full moons, no more howling wolves… and goodbye romantic dates!

First: tides would go crazy. The ocean wouldn’t know where to go. Beaches? Flooded or gone. Surfers? Crying.

Second: Earth would wobble like a drunk. Without the Moon’s gravity, our planet tilts and spins like a confused top.

Third: Nights would be darker than your ex’s heart. Stargazing? Impossible. Werewolves? Unemployed.

Plus, the Moon controls some animals’ sleep cycles. So… owls might start partying at noon. Sea turtles? Totally lost.

Oh—and humans? We’d feel it too. No Moon = weird sleep, worse moods, and… maybe more bad hair days.

So next time you see the Moon, give it a little wink.
Because if it disappears… things could get really weird.