What If… Plants Could Talk

What if… every plant on Earth could talk?

Imagine walking through a park—
and the trees whisper:
“Finally… someone to talk to!”
The grass complains:
“Hey! Stop stepping on my face!”
And your houseplant?
Constantly judging your watering skills.

Some plants would be wise, ancient storytellers.
Others? Drama queens.
“Sunlight again? I asked for SHADE!”

Forests would become libraries.
Gardens, full of gossip.
And weeds?
Loud rebels yelling, “We belong here too!”

Scientists would hold interviews with flowers.
Kids would befriend vines.
And vegans… would have a tough time.

You’d never look at a salad the same way again.
“Please don’t eat me!” says the lettuce.

In the end, maybe we’d respect nature more—
if we could hear it speak.